Oh hi frequent urination.
This is pretty much my life now.
Archive | December, 2011
How Medical Coverage Works In San Francisco
Step one: Apply for Healthy San Francisco. Get rejected due to being pregnant. Step two: Apply for Medi-Cal. Get rejected based on income. Be told to apply for Healthy San Francisco. Step three: Call to make Healthy San Francisco enrollment appointment. Be told that you don’t qualify for Healthy San Francisco because you’re pregnant. Mention […]
Next up: Heroin!
Someone needs to explain to my fetus that whiskey sours are an inappropriate craving, as the fetus seems to be in a perpetual state of 3am, post-club. All I’ve been craving is greasy junk food and whiskey sours. It’s like I’m 23 again, without any of the other joys of being 23. And of course, […]
It’s been a long morning.
My plan has been to wait until Christmas to tell my family. Through a series of unfortunate events, everyone now knows! My grandmother had a very bad accident happen right before Thanksgiving. When she was due to be released to a rehab facility, they found internal bleeding so she’s still hospitalized. She’s 91 (92? I’m […]
